The Bowling Green Massacre.

He’s talented, has personality and is not white. How long before he’s traded to Nashville?

Well they were in our group in 2010. We finished First, they finished second. in 2014 they couldn’t make it out of their group at all, a group that was won by Costa Rica, a team we qualified ahead off in CONCACAF.

We got knocked out of the Copa America semis by Argentina and the World Cup round of 16 by Belgium, who are currently ranked 2nd and 5th, respectively. Sooooo.... what exactly are you referring to?

2010 we drawed and finished top of group.

England has never beaten the US in the World Cup.

England doesn’t have blue in their flag.

“We just have to go back to the drawing board and try harder next year. We’ve parted ways with our coaching staff, and have already started bungling efforts to hire a new one. Now join me in the dance of sadness, as is our annual tradition.”

“Meh” - Teddy Bridgewater

Cool, how long have you been a Bills fan?

I think you mean Blue. What are you, a Rochester transplant?

better head over to that clean football play thread to make sure it has *just* the right level of indignation.

Aqib Talib sure is a solid source of keeping things in perspective. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/aqib-talib-eye-gouged-dwayne-allen-1741348835 

I’m never on Team Talib. Fuck that dude so, so much. He’s right up there with Vontaze on my list of most despised NFL players.

There is a contract loophole. (Albeit a stretch).

Fish is a role model, y’all

Hey, when are we going to just get a permanent pardon for our... poor judgement?.....? You try not just living here, but growing up in a town where you’ve had nothing but heartache and gut-wrenching disappointment in professional sports and try to NOT drink yourself into oblivion...

+1 pallet of toilet paper

IBDers: let’s occupy Goodell’s executive bathroom for the next 1.5 seasons

Except they are, in fact, a Premier League team.