I got here as soon as I could

So...Ford bailed out Buick?

You can show yourself out.

Don’t make me....I still have that pitchfork in the back corner of the garage! (Behind a CJ door panel, a back seat and the oh so rare, CJ stock air conditioning unit.)

I’ve yet to write one, but plenty of my coworkers have handled total losses that ended with a fatality. Modern cars are really pretty safe and can handle a lot, the times we see most fatalities are when no seat belts are worn or the cars are pre-2000s.

Bernie has finally revealed his true form.

It’s where you store lunch for your supermodel girl friend

Only in a straight line. Which is not where you buy a Porsche for. At least I wouldn’t. It’ll be slower in turns.

The Ultimate Shutter Speed Check: Tapes from the Blackbird

Dear Click & Clack: My idiot son borrowed my new Alfa Romeo 4C, and in a manner of minutes managed to spin it, making a high speed passage backward through an aircraft hangar. Now there are aircraft bits stuck to the hind end, and I don’t know how to remove them. What should I do?

Reply thusly: Yeah, but they showed the reply like 10 times, so isn’t it sort of like he killed 10 guys?

Pace notes be like

I work in film/TV and have a ton of friends who literally made full careers from Law and Order. It’s like hitting the lotto, if you’re an industry employee.

This is good Torch.

I think if you will look at your calendar, you’ll see America was born 2,016 years ago.

I can always recognize a fellow engineer when the term ‘Capstone’ comes up.

It’s pretty fascinating really. You would think that a mastermind would want to have as few people involved as possible, to lower the margin of error and to have less pieces of the pie to divide.

My uncle-in-law has a Perm-a-Pub on his sport fishing boat. I never got above deck.

Had then been a NASCAR race at Daytona, that possum would have been on a different grill.