I got here as soon as I could

So...Ford bailed out Buick?

You can show yourself out.

Don’t make me....I still have that pitchfork in the back corner of the garage! (Behind a CJ door panel, a back seat and the oh so rare, CJ stock air conditioning unit.)

I’ve yet to write one, but plenty of my coworkers have handled total losses that ended with a fatality. Modern cars are really pretty safe and can handle a lot, the times we see most fatalities are when no seat belts are worn or the cars are pre-2000s.

Bernie has finally revealed his true form.

It’s where you store lunch for your supermodel girl friend

Only in a straight line. Which is not where you buy a Porsche for. At least I wouldn’t. It’ll be slower in turns.

Then the Takata airbag went off, setting the car in motion because it wasn’t actually in park as the keys fell out of the ignition while running which then lodged under the gas pedal accelerating it away unintentionally where it was finally halted by a volkswagen dealership who promptly lied about the whole thing.

The Ultimate Shutter Speed Check: Tapes from the Blackbird

Dear Click & Clack: My idiot son borrowed my new Alfa Romeo 4C, and in a manner of minutes managed to spin it, making a high speed passage backward through an aircraft hangar. Now there are aircraft bits stuck to the hind end, and I don’t know how to remove them. What should I do?

Reply thusly: Yeah, but they showed the reply like 10 times, so isn’t it sort of like he killed 10 guys?

Pace notes be like

I work in film/TV and have a ton of friends who literally made full careers from Law and Order. It’s like hitting the lotto, if you’re an industry employee.

This is good Torch.

I think if you will look at your calendar, you’ll see America was born 2,016 years ago.

It’s pretty fascinating really. You would think that a mastermind would want to have as few people involved as possible, to lower the margin of error and to have less pieces of the pie to divide.

My uncle-in-law has a Perm-a-Pub on his sport fishing boat. I never got above deck.

Had then been a NASCAR race at Daytona, that possum would have been on a different grill.