And the match was somehow half-decent! The finish, on the other hand……

The One Man Boy Band.

To be fair, that's the same Jinder Mahal who beat SmackDown Tag Team Champion Heath Slater to earn a RAW contract. The fact that he's been jobbing on RAW could just be indicative of how loaded RAW's roster is (in kayfabe).

That's really insulting to JTG.

They could really use an NXT TV title.

We'll see how things look when the cruiserweights arrive, but I really just don't think that 3 hours of RAW can compete with a streamlined, seamless 2-hour episode of SmackDown.

Okay.

"- Never eaten at KKKhrister Homophobic Chain Chick-Fil-A - and never will, the same way I'll never eat at Papa John's. ::Yes, I do have a "Social Justice Warrior" T-Shirt, and I'm proud of that fact!::"

Chick-Fil-A tha GAWD.

He also put over Miz hard.

Well, yeah.

But he was soooo good once he was.

The one thing I like about Carmella is that few people seem to realize that she actually has a lot of potential because she has this goofy derivative gimmick.

If you can't give a one sentence answer to explain who Charlotte is, you just aren't using enough semi-colons.

This vaguely sounds like sarcasm, but it's genuinely one of my favorite things in the world to experience, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ya gotta do the voice.

Just not any of that 2-in-1 bullshit.

I saw him in October the year before he died. Some drunk dude kept yelling "David Banner!" at him. We never did get to the bottom of why.

For "Vinyl."

I was in Computer Science class and stumbled across the news somehow. At the time, it had only been mentioned on Howard Stern or something and was otherwise unconfirmed.