I mean, he can still fuck off forever, but I suppose that's fair.

They've really leaned into it these past two episodes. For better and for worse.

Nah, pass.

The game's simple enough that the learning curve is pretty shallow, while N64 fuckery makes it hard to completely master.

Did you try screaming in Russian?

NHL '96 was my game.

License To Kill Slappers Only is only paralleled by License To Kill Throwing Knives Only in hilarity.

This was extremely my jam when I broke the game back out in college.

I've got both. It's the extra controllers I could use.

In college, I broke out my old N64, and my buddy and I got in the habit of playing levels on License To Kill (1-hit) Slappers Only. Hilarity fucking ensued.

Proximity Mines in Temple was an easy way to crush friendships.

Kevin was That Guy who'd play as Oddjob, eh?

That and the one where they let him be the PA announcer for a Staten Island Yankees game were the best by far.

Scott Buck fucking sucks.

How was this not a solid A? I'm asking, genuinely.

I thought this episode was great. Only real down note was Jinder's awful promo. Also confused as to why Sami Zayn ate a clean pin, but I'm glad they're doing something with Aiden English at least.

Not if she's going to continue to buy her own hype so hard.

If every episode can be like this episode the rest of the way, I think we'll be okay!

I always just kind of assumed it was live. Kinda like how I assumed America's Most Wanted was legit for 25 years of my life. Just never questioned it.

Wait… they tape during the day?!