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Pierre NyGaard
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Speaking of dropping F-bombs, the show went 2-for-3 on getting George Carlin's "seven words" through the censors this week, letting fly not only several utterances of "shit" but also a notable "cocksucker." Only time they got censored (outside the trappings of the sitcoma) was the F-word.

I mean, they gave that plotline pretty much the entire remainder of the episode. Did it really need any more time than it got? I thought it was well plotted and paced.

I'm with you, though by the end I felt that it was just about perfect. The commercials are what sold me.

Except I saw Spring Breakers. In theaters. With my brother and his now-wife.

Zack Ryder's aite. But it's probably a little late in the game for him to be doing things like beating a guy like Rusev.

Yes, but let's not underrate Carmella who has actually emerged over the past half-year as being quite good.

If this Heath Slater angle doesn't feature at least one instance of him referring to himself as the One Man Brand, it'll all be for naught.

Kyle's insistence that Cesaro has proven himself ready for something big is just weird to me. He's a mechanic, best utilized as a jobber to the stars. I don't know why people think he'd be a quality main eventer or any sort of a draw.

"I am the myth! I am the legend!" was some great shit, though.

Losing a back-and-forth contest to the top guy on the show is not jobbing. It's actually utilizing him pretty perfectly given his current card placement.

I'd put my foot through my TV or laptop or whatever.

Which is amusing because Darren basically looks like a chocolate version of Vinny Mac's favorite son.

Ruble must be killing it on the exchange market.

They found time for a Golden Truth segment and a Titus/Darren match. They probably could've done something with a dude who just beat Kevin Owens clean at the last PPV.

Main Event is totally forgotten, so.

I agree with everything you said except for who you would have picked to put over Rusev because those are all awful choices.

"A Bag of Dirty Jocks" would've still been a better ring name than Michael McGillicutty.

I legit changed the channel as soon as the Rusev and Lana came out because I assumed it was headed for some sort of dumb humiliation. Zero buys.

That's what Kyle suggested, but she literally defended it by saying it would allow her to keep an eye on Dana, which wouldn't make sense if the request was supposed to be to have her barred from ringside, so.

IMO, he's Test with better mic skills. That's not the worst thing in the world, but he's still very much best utilized as a hot tag.