Ha ha! You again? Isn’t there an anus somewhere that needs oral siphoning?

It’s too bad that your grandfather didn’t lose sons instead. Maybe the world could have been spared the spunk-pool of DNA that resulted in YOU.

How swell for you. I’m sure your delusions are comforting to somebody who lives in reality.

“People these days have no respect.”

Some seriously surreal use of punctuation there, Jack.

Time WELL spent.