*random DJ wikki-wikki noises* Wait, that's Incubus. Got my shitty bands with DJ's mixed up.

Yeah, we're just supposed to smile and take it as Ivan Putinsvitch gets named the new FBI director. The left's been showing a little too much restraint if you ask me.

You actually think Trump's getting removed from office? You sweet summer child.

The more important question is will we last another 100?

"But I don't like lobster!"

Number eight *belch*, Number eight *belch*, ……

That cd artwork is goddamn embarassing coming from a 60+ year old man. I know he's pandering to the teen male market but come on.

Only 20 more days to match De Sade's Sodom, which ended with most of the slaves tortured to death while the psychotic ruling class party went on to commit more wicked acts. That sounds about how things will go.

Yeah, the "Countrypolitian" era, which lead to Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings to do the Outlaws album in response to that. Outlaw Country, Wooo!

No impeachement or chance of resignation in sight so I'm not breaking out the party hats just yet.

Baby oil? NOOOOO!

Whatcha gonna do when Alt-RightMania runs wild on you, brother?!!?

Somehow his MMA tough guy biker gimmick was lamer than his orginal wrestling zombie gimmick.

I normally hate to see people lose their jobs but if Paige was one of the ones who were shitcanned today I'd celebrate that like a Trump impeachement/resignation. Stat Boy Tony might have quit hosting ATH out of protest but nothing of value would have been lost.

Meanwhile, Hockey is chained up in ESPN's attic, waiting for their next bucket of fish heads.

Someone tell John Hinkley Jr that Jodie Foster will go straight for him if he does this one thing.

Before the power goes out for good I hope to have the chance to post The Hives song "Hate To Say I Told You So" on my Facebook page and link it to a couple people I know.

I'd totally go back to 1998 if it was at all possible. I was still living with my parents and barely making above minimum wage but at least we weren't closing in on a possible nuclear war then.

H.I.M., the band that Bam Magera likes? They're okay, not that praiseworthy though.

I'm expecting Lana to be the one who killed Woodhouse. The femme fatales always kill the P.I.'s partner in noir films.