So you were the one who paid to see CHiPs in the theater.

Jason Statham was Whovian the whole time?

Maron looks like a young Stan Lee.

"The lifelong death spiral of self-doubt, depression, and isolation."

"In Ontario and Quebec they have milk in bags. Know why?"

The haircut gave Fitz a Richard Spencer look.

Best Buy made a similar mistake with GnR's Chinese Democracy. They ended up having to mark the album dowm to 99 cents and there were still a ton of unsold vinyl.

The past month has been one long Tom Servo screaming "END! END!" at the end of the Wild World of Batwoman episode of MST3K.

Sadly, if Trump used a baby as a human shield his poll numbers would have gone up. "That baby should be honored to have been held by a great man." "He just did what any of us would have done."

Aren't you worried about your imaginary daughter's future, Rick?

I thought it was Doug Jones at first.

When I saw Cheney said he thought the travel ban was wrong I thought, "You've done goofed if Emperor Palpatine himself is calling your policies bullshit."

Hot stuff coming through!

Dad?

Being called Colin Cowherd is a good thing? I'd rather be called Trump.

Guess people will let a lot of things slide as long as it contains Margot Robbie's barely-covered ass.

Get in there, ya bum!

Like the McPoyles?

Mae Whitman, is she funny in this or something?

That's cold, Buzz!