Sad!

"No talking! No new crap! Teenage Riot! Get to the 'You're never gonna stop all the teenage leather and booze' part!"

"Remember MEEEEEEE! For CENTURIEEEEEEEES! For CENTURIEEEEEES!" That shit's like a denist drill.

Can you hear the bullshit-spewing racist, Fernando?

The Madison connection is how he ended up doing the drum tracks for Queer and Not My Idea on the first Garbage album.

Here, have some Nuprin.

He's more Funky Flashman than Lex Luthor.

"PUT THE GLASSES ON, ALEX!"

Nobody picks Paul Roma. He's the Ringo of the Horsemen.

Keep tweeting #PresidentBannon(sorry, Whovian) at Trump. Maybe if his twitter page is flooded with reminders of who's really in charge that might piss him off to fire Bannon.

President Poochie's sure to be a hit with the kids.

God is in this AV Club comment section tonight.

I think Rowling is Scottish so that explains it. Being a Shirley Manson fanboy for two decades(Jesus, I'm old) I've come to find the Scots love their cursing.

I'm surprised a Stern fan hasn't called in to the Baltimore sports radio station as "Bob in Bowie" yet.

I really love that A.V. Club!

But who am I to Judge?

I hate all this sex on the television. I keep falling off.

He gave Vince McMahon's wife a cabinet post so he's still cool with the 'E.

HAHAHA, what a story, LEblackPopsicle!

Steve Bannon prefers to party like it's 1488.