Bofa who?

The last paragraph is three sentences long.

No way. Just called his house and his answering machine said he’s in London for a few days. 

Panty Raider

For as stupid and played as this is, I laughed. I think it was the number 4000. Well done sir. 

+ FIFA 02

Who is this guy? Seems like he might be the future. Madrid or Bayern should buy him. Even if he doesn’t slot into the first team immediately, they can always loan him out to get experience while he comes of age. 

The lesson here is, Fuck Everybody.

ENOUGH NICK KYRGIOS ARTICLES

Oh I just meant all my girlfriends have never actually met me. 

He looks like a penis.

“I spent yesterday’s game at a Packers bar with my Packer fan girlfriend. Somehow, she doesn’t know who I am”

you suck

I originally read this as Bobby Phills.

The problem with this joke? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

I sure arn glad the AL won the all-star game this year.

Well, that was all pretty nauseating.  I hope she gets actual justice. 

False.  The correct answer is Gary Gaetti.

Almost like responding directly to your own comment.