Fascinating. Never heard that before. Probably explains why the joke went way over my head.

alright, i’ve spent 12 hours thinking about this and i still don’t see it. plz explain

Starred for “Miyagi Prefecture Tourism Board bot”

Enough already! Gah. This is torture. Please write about anything else. We’ll read it - I promise.

Must have thought the guy sliding in was Sol Campbell

eww

I’m from the south, living in the north now.

Never heard of or seen this person. Who is he?

And yet, he’s still there. This is the epitome of “Sorry, not sorry”.

I mean yeah, but money.

cannot unsee

Nice landing.

*Reads headline*

Well it’s still gross looking.

Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record.

For real. What the hell is happening? That can’t be correct form can it?

Dude, QA your post QADude.

I know you think this _____Watch stuff is a joke - but it isn’t. Please stop.

looks more like unbridled enthusiasm to me