I didn't know they bred people this dumb.

And this is why the rest of the world laughs and hates us for our ridiculous obesity.

I actually am a scientist and I've never seen one look as good as any of these people.

While people starve to death all over the world. Ugly.

Aging has absolutely nothing to do with it. Bruce Willis aged and his movies got better and better. Hell, I think his possible best performance was in Looper at 58! He's just getting crappy scripts at the moment. It happens.