Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

“Download this app that can do this one specific thing that could be done in a browser tab.”

As a guy I dislike 2 in 1 or 3 in 1 cleansers because my hair never feels properly clean and they all smell like a mass media’s idea of what a man should smell like. I’m a personal fan of Lush Cosmetics as they have a variety of fragrances from fruity to flowery, I’m a personal fan of things with the old-fashioned…

Joel realized he had an article due today and didn’t have a goddamn thing to write about.

No.

Yeah, I fucked up with my friend at work. She LOOOOVES going to see movies and so do I. Hell we’ll talk about trailers to movies for like a half hour dissecting it, because she’s a blerd and I’m a werd. A few months ago I’ve realized that maybe I wasn’t respecting her enough and so I spent a lot of time looking up…

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

You’re correct.

“There are some fine carcinogens on both sides of this issue.”

In other news the Trump administration would like to rekindle the debate over whether tobacco causes cancer and which brand has the smoothest flavor.

Can I work for you? My company doesn’t appreciate the wonders of mechanical keyboards.

Can I work for you? My company doesn’t appreciate the wonders of mechanical keyboards.

Don’t use wood glue on 78s. It will rip the shellac off.

You are a goddamned hero.

You are a goddamned hero.

What I think will actually help stop teens from internalizing harmful ideas from porn (ie biology ideas, copy violence, body insecurities) is comprehensive sex-education that addresses porn as an acted-out fantasy rather than a documentary.

I got this very hard drive on sale at best buy a couple months ago, this thing is pretty awesome.

I got this very hard drive on sale at best buy a couple months ago, this thing is pretty awesome.

Hey Patrick, do you think you could add the OS to the title of This App is Fire posts in the future? Makes the posts easier to scan for relevance and on the main page and through RSS feed.

GBoard works pretty well. You just hold on the period (next to the space bar) and the other punctuation options pop up.

NO! Goodness...

This is why I buy unroasted coffee beans, and just roast them before each cup with a Zippo lighter and a pair of tweezers.