The crab legs in his back pocket were a dead giveaway.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I call bullshit. If Coach K really wanted to use Team USA to showcase Duke basketball, he would have had them eliminated in the second round.

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I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

This past criminal record cannot come in as evidence in trial. This is a FOIA request from the press.

Why are Jayhawks fans so homophobic? What's wrong with being known as the Gayhawks?? Just means they're happy, no?

All this over some stupid fake bird?

What about Drew Bledsoe?

This is a tough one. While he clearly did not say "gay" in that segment, he did doodle Rock that Cock Jayhawk on his Trapper Keeper.

Look, guys, I've watched this video seventy-four times now in the past 15 minutes, and I've come to the inescapable conclusion that I'm unemployable.

I don't care what he said, he was still great in Up.