Oh please.

God it makes me feel really old to say this, but I’m old enough to remember when Chris Rock was relevant.

Angry about something?

Did anyone ask Bob whether Joe Maxon the freshman running back who punched his girlfriend in face and broke her jaw who is still on the team represents the values of the University of Oklahoma.

cool story bro!

Can anyone explain what all the hand signs mean and why the guy in the floppy Dodgers hat has his arms up like that.

Scott Tucker is a neighbor and a dirt bag. Not only is he about to be indicted in the Southern District of New York, but the FDIC essentially shut down his payday lending operation by prohibiting the use of the Automated Clearing System that allowed him to make automatic withdrawals from the checking accounts of…

And this differs from the husbands and wives of lawyers, doctors, accountants, etc. etc. etc. In a world were all domestic violence arrests can be found on line, and all domestic violence arrests result in immediate termination from virtually any white collar and many blue collar jobs all spouses with a financial…

where is any evidence alcohol had anything to do with this vicious attack.

Chicken or egg. There is an old saying in obstetrics, when you plant potatoes, potatoes grow.

The Glasgow Coma Score is tool used in emergency departments for triage purposes by nurses. The actual assessment of the degree of injury is performed by physicians using a number of tools including but not limited to CTs and MRI.

Guys go to Wesleyan?

I know this post doesn't fit the Gawker Media narrative and will never see the light of day, so I'm mainly just writing this to get it off my chest. When my oldest son (now 22) was in grade school and junior high we lived in a Midwestern city with a metro population of about 1.5 million. He was a very good athlete…

what did he lie about?

No, he was doing what every criminal defense lawyer does and what every criminal defense lawyer is ethically obligated to do, vigorously defend his or her client. It doesn't matter whether it is at a press conference on the courthouse steps or in front of the jury. I remember fondly when civil liberties were…

Does the NFL have subpoena power in New Jersey?

Nope they're lying too. I know because Keith Olberman told me so.

We have become a society that just runs hair on fire from one outrage to the next, trying to inflict as much damage on everyone involved as possible before the next outrage comes along. I guess it makes people feel good about themselves. Weird times we live in.

Keith Olberman is self-important bloviating gas-bag. If there is another NFL fan in the world who thinks his season has been rendered irrelevant by this scandal I'd be shocked. Keith needs to go back to living in mother's basement and leave us all alone.

Sen. Claire McCaskill, a former law and order prosecutor herself, said on the Lawrence O'Donnell show a couple weeks ago the district attorney will not personally participate in the grand jury proceedings, but rather the state will be represented by two senior lawyers from his office including the senior African…