They will start self censoring essential character traits like Kerrigan’s bone high heels! Where will it end?!

Ah yes, Nerf Now complaining about game designers realizing that low quality cheesecake is low quality.

She didn’t have stickers covering her nipples.  You’re thinking about her nipple piercings, which didn’t cover them.

Look man, you start pulling at the loose logic threads in ST...pretty soon you don't have a sweater anymore

Okay... So hear me out with this... Turn Into the Spiderverse into co-op Spiderman game

But I need Silksong this year...

Reject robot return to monkey.

Yes, I was definitely postulating new testament theory in my sarcastic Jezebel comment.

P is stored in the blocks.

Sure, people regrettable tattoos all the time. But somebody who is “covered” with tattoos like your example... that’s a lot of time, money, and planning. I would venture to guess that the more work somebody has, the less likely they are to regret it. Of course it could happen, but just assuming she’s doomed to regret…

are you my aunt? lol.

...and she will regret her decision.

Someday she’ll be a wrinkly old woman and her tattoos will remind her of when she was young and beautiful. She’ll remember a great game she once loved so much, even if you can no longer recognize it from her skin.

She’s the type of person that a transfer request would be launched for her in a home-school.

Wario is evil, and the idea that unfettered greed and theft is “just simple honesty” strikes me as the cry of a capitalism apologist. Don’t get me wrong, I love Wario, but this is like saying “Gordon Gecko is just being American; he is, in fact, a patriot.”

The only reasonable answer is to dramatically increase the dildo density.  Once everything is dildos, dildos will cease to be distracting.  

Don’t lump the faggots and chimps in with these cousin-fuckers! Also, fuck you.

Destroy. You don’t spend three whole games in relentless pursuit of a singular objective just to second-guess yourself in the final ten seconds.

*slaydate

but it’s not like he’s there for the homophobia