More than anything else right now, I play the random hero mode in the Arcade. I don’t worry about comp or team synergy because it’s literally not an option. If my team gets steam-rolled because we ended up with a shitty comp, it’s not because anyone refused to switch to a better pick.

He’s an entire douche flotilla.

Sadly, if I were making that up I’d go for the low-hanging fruit of his Ayn Rand, not Proust, being his personal muse.

His smile looks like he’s just now realising what a bad idea it was to ask his fiancée to pose for pictures for the newspaper article about how he won’t date hot women.

You could just go to his instagram.

This dude’s picture is in the article twice, and both times it’s like he has no idea how to form a smile.

His first book is entitled Statements - The Firstborn Philosophical Work of Benedict Beckeld.

Not exactly girlfriend/wife, but Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog ends with the love interest dead, inspiring Dr. Horrible to commit himself to further villainy.

No where in your original post do you pose any sort of question. Not even a rhetorical one.

You never asked a question. You came here attempting to bait people into attacking you, so that you could then pretend like you’re somehow above it all.

Proving what point?

Or, alternatively, all you whitney chucklefucks who go into conniptions any time a content creator makes an effort to include some diversity in their output could go make your own games.

Games cant be games anymore can they?

As someone who has essentially the same haircut, this is by far my favourite response I’ve ever seen to someone shit talking it.

Yeah, I think a lot of people took a pass on ‘Tales From the Borderlands’; ‘Borderlands’ fans weren’t interested in what amounts to a visual novel with some quick-time events, and TellTale diehards weren’t down with ‘Borderlands’ jokey-joke nature.

The TellTale game was a lot of fun. Even though it’s fairly on rails — because, y’know, TellTale — it was still a cool exploration of that world. Plus it’s got Patrick Warburton and some amazing music.

What a beautiful abomination.

I think you’re on to something.

They do get it more than most, because they’re willing to include in their games the sort of content which sets off all these regressive chucklefucks, and I think they’re to be commended for that.