Tickets to the last US Presidential inauguration will probably be incredibly valuable once civilization is re-established. Hell, that day will probably be considered Day 0 on the After-times calendar.

Is it possible to get some of these free tickets and then just not show up, thereby contributing to the lack of a crowd?

Wait for the photos/news coverage on a channel not covering it. NOTHING will sting Trump more than low ratings- it’s all he cares about. And then we can all tweet him about how much higher Obama’s ratings were- ala Trump himself to Schwarzenegger.

Chris Christie has the is a saddest balls.

Trump’s America ladies and gents. The pervs and bigots are practically wetting themselves with excitement over the increased normalization of harassment and assault. No more need to be politically correct - just pinch away.

Poor widdle snowflake. Let me take a sip from my Old Man Tears mug.

You missed my favorite bit:

he’ll cry about how he’s being persecuted. I think he may need a safe space.

In which case, I hope the lady in question comes back and pinches his nuts between her fingers until they leave little crescent fingernail bruises on his saggy old man scrotum.

I was assuming the father lived in a different house.

Maybe the “dad” who lives in the house isn’t the biological father of this boy? It’s not clear from this article but that could be the situation, a non-custodial parent?

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

I mentioned this down thread but my senior year of high school I saw the Nick Berg beheading video. I can still see and hear it if I close my eyes.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH - HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO DAMN STUPID

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

But does it come with a key fob that declares “I have POC friends” ...?

Anna, can y’all do a post on how this will specifically affect birth control coverage and how costs might be affected?

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.