Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

if it’s true that russia has been cultivating donald for five years, i see that as noteworthy and i’d like that to be further investigated. agree to disagree, i guess.

How is this not, you know, treason? Working with a foreign power to influence US politics in exchange for dirt on your political opponent- that has to be something.... right?

Because emails/Benghazi/”working class”/Establishment/Shillary/Both Sides Do It.

fave joke thus far:

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

Yes. It’s amazing—I honestly keep thinking perhaps this is an altered timeline, that some evil scientist came back from the year 2100 and made this happen. It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Setting his views aside, his goddamn name: Jeffrey Beuregard Sessions III, even SOUNDS like he’s a fucking plantation owner in the Antebellum South.

No, no. It’s a huge factory farm kind of thing, with overcrowded cages full of beautiful bouncing babies, waiting to be slaughtered by evil sex-having witches.

No. The abortion industry collects dismembered toddler parts they fuse together using black, feminist sorcery into a giant, evil, Voltron baby which will crawl across the land eating Christians as if they were Gerber’s stewed carrots.

jeezus that photo really captures what sanctimonious, smarmy shits they all are.

If PA turns totally red again, you’re welcome to come to MD. Sure we currently have a republican governor, but it would be political suicide for Hogan to try to pull the same crap that the red states are doing. 

Welcome to the race to the bottom.

I want to hear that response, too. (In fact, I’m stealing the question to use elsewhere.)

Tell them that McDonald’s is just a factory made to produce hot hamburgers. Therefore, McDonald’s workers are pretty much factory workers. See what they say.

It’s because they don’t think it’s fair that someone that works at McDonald’s should make the same as them in a “real job,” completely ignoring the reality that maybe the problem is that everyone at certain levels of employment is vastly underpaid.It’s so frustrating.  

Don’t worry those same red voters about to lose their jobs will find a way to blame it on some brown people.

That’s the part that I never understand - the GOP said they were going to do this. They ran on doing this. They won on that platform. So how do voters think that they won’t do it?