If Zlatan is the Animal Mother of soccer. I have yet to come across the Private Joker to walk away with his nads attached. He not only walks the walk, he’ll walk his boot right over you. Or through you.

The part I miss here is what the role of his Agent was in this.

“A bag of shit on fire” .

ManBearPig does not agree. Cerealously 

Soccer.....this will never grow on me.

A game of Catch could qualify, still cheaper/easier to kick or throw a round object.

I’ce attended the game in person that faithfull day and up till just very shortly before this had been absolutely 100% sure that withou a doubt in my mind Hanley Ramirez was in that line up somewhere....the horror

“Can” it does not imply will.

Unfortunately the religious argument also holds up when one of his kids do die of a very preventable disease, as it is god’s will.

I made the Yankee hat more famous then a Yankee can.
-Shawn C. Carter.
And that seems to be the any major league’s issue. The sport and brand of team is more important than the players on it.

So what time is love?