Jeez-Itz!

This is the best I could come up with for a “statue” of limitations.

A year’s subscription to Dairy Goat Journal for my girlfriend which I apparently regretted once I saw that they also had a publication called Sheep! (because she likes goats but loooooves sheep) so I ended up getting that as well and writing this email completely blacked-out.

My wife and I purchased a Veggie-tales sing-a-long DVD (4 pack!) because she wanted to see a cucumber sing a song about a hairbrush.

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

Tell me more about this Pedalike product.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.