Sure, when you go north. I lived in Oakland for six years and saw plenty of Ducks gear. Never mind that the Bay Area has its own universities and whatnot. Team Nike has a powerful pull, especially when it's backing a winning brand.

Like you'll be able to tell a difference. If the Ducks had won, the entire West Coast would have snapped off from the sheer weight transferred to the bandwagon.

It didn't count because Urban Meyer is a mean person who didn't order his team to kneel or something.

So classless. Running the ball straight into the line. What an evil man.

I'm gonna be one of those people that complains the stuff coming out of North Carolina isn't as good as the stuff coming out of Chico. Otherwise, full agreement: the best all-around beer in America for my money. You can bring it anywhere and almost no one ever complains; even people who normally only drink Jimmy…

You sound like a fun and happy person.

Yep, that hurts, no matter how you feel about Romo. He was owed some good fortune. Now it's just more karma in the bank.

He completed his final ten passes of the game, two of them for TDs.

Fourteen people starred this idiocy?

Fuck you.

So, in other words, to answer Item 1, yes, they're sure about this.

Right now the Cavs are looking at three first-rounders in the next draft, even after this trade. Gotta do something with 'em.

"I'm a trendsetter! / I'm a go-getter!" Swae Lee squeals on "No Flex Zone," and that line is crucial to understanding the appeal here

Oh no. They can't make any more moves. They've hit the NBA Move Limit. What will they do without their second-string SG?

JR Smith's career FG%: .424

Deadspin wants to have its Lakercake and eat it too, waffling between apoplectics about how "terrible" the team is and apoplectics about how they're not terrible enough, hence, not entertaining enough. The only people who don't seem to know they're tanking are Carlos Boozer and Kobe Bryant, and those two mostly…

We just got Bozarked, I believe.

You've got awfully high standards for Deadspin commenters.

"Rational"? Keep reading.

You're not making any sense at all now.