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Who cares? Your beef is with FSU, who were too stubborn to lose any of a half dozen fucking games they had no business winning and prove they were the shit-train we all knew they were, not OSU.

This is probably just so Blatt can clean out his office without forcing LeBron into an awkward social situation.

It's almost we live in a world where Dominic Raiola didn't just get suspended for the exact same thing.

Fifty years from now, NFL historians will look back at his career and puzzle over the fact that he somehow never started a single game for the Browns.

His magical 11-17 era in Denver practically redefined the term "striving for mediocrity."

Those four Browns pre-Super Bowl NFL championships don't count because reasons, but the Cubs WS wins 106 and 107 years ago are totally legit.

You're not much, period.

I much too many mambo dogface to the banana patch. What's your excuse?

Curses, he's foiled our dastardly plan again!

He's foiled our dastardly plan again! Curses!

I suspect you're just an asshole.

You need better standards.

It's Cleveland. They'll just board it up.

Yeah, imagine if he passed more. This could be a 30-win team.

And Wisconsin lost three games, including one to Northwestern, yet there's Melvin Gordon wearing a suit in Times Square.

I never said I hated him. I simply said he's an enormous dickface, which is indisputable.

His school didn't hype him enough. That's all it comes down to. Look at Cody Kessler's numbers against basically the same schools Mariota was seeing. Not a peep about Kessler. USC is already talking Heisman for next year; if he replicates his 2014 exactly, he will be in the conversation and probably a finalist.

Anyone who marries a Kardashian gets exactly what they deserve.