He's also an enormous dickface. Now you remind me how important he is again so I can think of another name to call him.

I play on an i5 with 8GB of RAM and a Radeon HD 6670 and I'm having a fine old time with this game. It runs smoothly on medium settings, I've never had the banter bug and I play with an Xbox 360 for Windows controller, which feels completely natural. I hear all the complaining and it sounds like people speaking a…

Not only will they allow it (and cannot, in fact, do much to keep it from happening) I'd be completely shocked if the NFL wasn't secretly pulling the strings to make sure they do move back to LA.

You know, aside from the two straight shutouts.

Absolutely false. Browns fans know their number probably won't come up in any given year and in fact they will end up somewhere near the bottom of the tank. The hope that always exists is more than hope; it's almost an absolute certainty that good times will come again, parades and championships, and that you will…

"marginally interesting"

This is apparently what happens when you are employed by a sports franchise with "San Francisco" in the title.

Nobody in Cleveland likes him.

Hedging Your Bets, The Deadspin Way.

The Lakers aren't even any good at being terrible.

Coming tomorrow on Deadspin:

Andy Dalton says that's good advice.

He's still raging., hours later. And also posting pictures of his various surgeries, for some reason only he can understand. No one is at the controls inside Curt Schilling anymore.

Boo.

Same here. If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right, Raoul Duke taught us that. ADRENOCHROME FOR EVERYBODY! Double Boozer's dosage, stat.

You look like you need cheering up, Albert.

Robert Sacre.

Seriously, the Lakers have not been this entertaining since the Shaq years. The Twilight of Kobe is like Kurtz waiting at the end of the Nung River. Carlos Boozer is the water buffalo.

The best part was listening to Stu Lantz, a homer from the old school who announces every game as if the Lakers were one win from taking the championship, bemoaning possession after possession how much better Phoenix was at setting up their shots and rotating. "They score at will and we have to fight and claw for…