Why do people get so angry when they correct each other on a minor point on the Internet? Did it make you feel good to shout at a stranger? Do you like it when you make a small mistake and someone grabs you by the scruff of the neck and rubs your face in it?

That's seriously awful HDR.

How severe was his spine?

Somewhere in America right now a fat, aging white columnist is frantically replaying this video trying to find the hidden batflip.

You realize the article was talking about more than this one game, right?

You forgot "heart," "gamers" and "lunchpail guy". Oh, and hustle I guess.

OK, Phil.

This is exactly correct. Mushnick imagined Old Media calling New Media in for a dressing down. New Media said sure, but let's not do it in your office. Old Media got, um, yelly.

They don't really complain. They mostly just talk about him like a thing that happened that was terrible and then was over and you sort of remember it because the town is still kind of fucked up. Like a tornado. They wave their hands and sigh. Next topic: that bum the Browns have at QB.

"The sample size is rapidly getting too large for the saber community to claim this is all due to a small sample of games."

He hit .314/.400/.579 in April. He's had a terrible 73 PA in May. How is that not a small sample size? He was regular Mike Trout until two and a half week ago. Hitters have slumps.

A handlebar mustache is "more evolved taste"? Whoa. Now I understand why people shop at American Apparel.

No, it actually is a stretch to "imagine that Boston teams are likely the most charitable as a whole" because it plays directly into your insane Boston belief system that whatever you're doing up there, you're doing the most of it and you're doing it best. Last time I saw a report that measured charitable donations by…

Boston tears are delicious tears.

Shut up. It's relevant if you like hockey.

Definitely, why would you want casual fans interested in your sport?

Everyone knows God hates Cincinnati chili

The saddest part is that Boston sports fans actually seem to believe that only their guys do this sort of stuff.

Yep, only in BOSTON do athletes RAISE MONEY FOR CHILDREN.

Blah blah blah we're Boston we're special blah blah blah.

I'm impressed that you found the time to create 28 burner accounts to agree with yourself.