Are you actually saying here that people without kids don't deserve to get old?

Weirdly, people get pretty excited about being drafted by an NFL team. I know, I know; that's super unusual and fucked up, but it happens. Sometimes when it happens the people who are drafted get so excited they kiss their significant other/mom/pet. Right in front of the camera! CRAZY BUT TRUE.

He's a fine player and will look terrific in a real baseball uniform.

"Gold medal". Is that some kind of new-fangled consolation prize for not winning the Cup?

The Braves actually won a championship.

Yeah. Except it's even more mystifying than that. They're a consistently great team, year in, year out. No huge stars, just great team play, solid coaching, seems to be a top notch organization. Nothing weird about them. Until the playoffs. Then they sink like a stone, reliably, every year. I'm sure there's a…

Six penalties for LA vs. three for SJ. Try again?

An American hadn't won the Boston Marathon in three decades, whereas the USA regularly dominates the Olympics medal tables. There's no real comparison. Deadspin, if I recall correctly, derides the sort of easy, unearned, entitled patriotism that seems to always accompany the Olympics (and it's not just this country…

You're a big part of the reason most people think MMA fans are attention deficited violence junkies, pal. Give yourself a big pat on the back for being so clever.

You're a big part of the reason most people think MMA fans are attention deficited violence junkies, pal. Give yourself a big pat on the back for being so clever.

You're a big part of the reason most people think MMA fans are attention deficited violence junkies, pal. Give yourself a big pat on the back for being so clever.