We hate Eminem now so we are going to pretend he isn’t one of the greatest rappers of all time. 

I prefer Old Sherlock Holmes, myself

You have my sword!

“Ritchie says this Sherlock will be an ‘exhilarating new version’ of the story ‘everyone thinks they know.’ He promises to ‘crack open’ the character, see ‘what makes him tick, and learn how he becomes the genius we all love.’”

Who wants to pay an exorbitant cost to watch a sea of recording cellphones? 

I love going to the movies but yeah we’re a family of five. That’s easily $100+ for two hours of entertainment.

The Crow, Judgment Night, and Spawn are "90s alt soundtrack" all-star. And The Crow is the only one of the movies attached to those soundtracks that's worth watching.

A movie being bad is rarely a correlation to it not making money. If might be bad, but that doesn’t always impact opening weekend especially of a family/kids movie. The family box office has taken the biggest hits and AV Club et all has spent two years trying to pretend otherwise.

Nobody has any money to spare because we spend it all on rent and maybe groceries if we’ve anything left over. And nobody has any free time, because we’re spending it all working to pay for rent and maybe some groceries, and maybe getting four or five hours sleep if we’re lucky.

Anya Taylor-Joy was miscast as Garfield.

I saw the twitter dunking and it was mostly being made by people who weren’t even alive in ‘04 when Super Size Me came out. Even at it’s release ‘Oh wow guy eats nothing but Mcdonald’s and gets fat stop the presses’ was a wide criticism of the films concept. But at the time it was pretty hard to know what was being…

It looks fine. The only difference now is that bloggers feel compelled to spend 500 words commenting on a trailer.

This looks like a very uninteresting series.  I wonder if there will be a lot of foreshadowing of him dreaming about being a lumberjack with a beard.

This does have “courting the youth vote during an election year” written all over it. 

“Why isn’t changing absolutely nothing working?”

Oh.

I gotta say, I don’t really believe in Marvel’s creative ..... vision.

“The hope is that, like the comics, you can just pop in anywhere and have a satisfying experience.”

Marvel: We’re going to stop diluting our brand with a bunch of ancillary shows.

And also Cast Away, where he enslaves Wilson before leaving him to die out at sea.