Happy tears!

WHAT?! That's insane!

oooh, girl. My friend has an AMAZING etsy shop with just that kind of thing.

Hearted.

Squeeeeeeeee!

I just can't help it. I LOVE THIS WOMAN. I WANT TO BE MICHELLE OBAMA WHEN I GROW UP!

"...stop allowing companies to require that women attach a picture of themselves to their resumes no matter what the job is. "

Naw. Have you see her Proactiv commerical? More like 76%.

You guys, I am almost 39 weeks pregnant. I had my membranes swept today and I need all your vibes to get this baby to come ASAP! My doctor said today that he thought I was carrying at least 6lbs of water...in my feet.

Nah, it was totally that thick Cottage Inn style. No Stilton fries from Ashley's in sight, though.

I have a picture of a squirrel standing on a dumpster behind LS+A...eating an entire slice of pizza.

Um. Really, Free Press? What's wrong with you...tired of covering the decline of Detroit?

Agreed. And no sense of self-irony!

Good for her...but why does it have to be Harvard? Could she not find a more douchier place?

What do you intend to do with said MA? Not trying to be a downer, but the academic job market is hell. Think very, very carefully before you invest the time and money on something that might not get a return.

NOT BEING ABLE TO BEND WITHOUT MAKING A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNG SOUND.

Thirded!

Yes! Have some talking points prepared! It really helps!

Ugh, it was on my list, but after reading the Jez summary...not so much anymore.

Can't Jay-Z just give me a $50,000 tip...for existing? Jeezy, it would REALLY help me with the student loans...