Blood sausage can f right off.

Crunchwrap supreme is easiest to eat, but requires a bathroom stop about an hour later.

We call it Clackistan, and the Oregon City area is the worst for Proud Boys type “rednecks” who are actually just suburban losers who think they’re part of something when they drive lifted diesel pickups with firearm related stickers in the window.

Those things were terrible then, and they’re still terrible.

I’m still mystified why we get this kind of Subaru Baja style thing instead of a modern El Camino. This is cute, and so is the Maverick, but to me it’s like a less practical hatchback rather than a “trucklet”. I want something small and economical that I can haul things in.

This is my first time seeing this car, and it's terrible. This looks like a 100% computer designed car. Any time something is designed without ever having a designer put hands on physical material, the result is cold and in this case, cluttered.

That little capacitor just takes in it’s tiny charge (which to the battery and alternator is basically too small to even be noticed) and then puts it back when you turn off the car. The net result is literally no change at all in the draw on the battery and the alternator basically doesn’t know it exists.

I thought that’s what the Impreza Outback was.

she’s holding that pistol like a hair dryer.

I vote “67 Plymouth Satellite.

Very similar thinking to anti-vax and anti-mask arguments. Total failure of big picture thinking.

Mazda 2 door unlock switch. It's next to the parking brake. This should be on the door. I have to sit in the fucking car in order to open the door for others 

That’s so you can use whipits instead if you like.

I’m always crashing off bridges into lakes and shit. This is perfect.

No. What's wrong with people?

I freakin love these, but it's a sad, reluctant ND. Auto transmission, Michigan road salt worries, and those godawful seat covers.

I cut a big ass hole in the passenger footwell so I could pull mine out without disassembling the dashboard. Even that way it was a pain in the ass. 

There is nothing “janky” about this in any way. It’s an improvement in both durability and repairability. Those brass nipples are far more robust than the original plastic.

The Crosstour hatchback opening isn’t that big, and the cargo space is no better than the trunk of an Accord. I’ve mostly owned hatchbacks, and this car is only technically a hatchback.

Crosstour is not a bad car, but it just makes me sad that it isn’t an Accord wagon. So close.