Go back to Shelbyville.

$33k build? GTFO. No way unless you include the hookers and blow.

Well, no, that’s Idaho. But Oregon’s right next door.

Yes! My old pickup had a vent by my left foot. It was awesome.

In my old F150 with no AC, the vent windows help me unfog the windshield without rolling a window down. 

My ‘92 F150 has vent windows and it’s one of my favorite things about it. Everyone who rides in it comments as well. They’re universally liked. Are you listening, auto manufacturers?

Case in point. Thanks!

White people are freaking out about your article. Must have done something right, Michael. 

Desperate for attention. Like waving a flag that says “Daddy didn’t hug me.”

Deadmau5

When these things first appeared I knew instantly that they wouldn’t sell well (because it’s a stupid design), and that some day they’d be a collector’s item. (Because people are stupid.)

Bet you it ends up in Saudi 

I got a speeding ticket just looking at it.

Goddamnit David. No. Every jerk in the PNW is already doing this to every Subaru Crosstrek. It's annoying.

Needs louvers, but not bad.

Ok now make the top white and then we're talking.

Pair it with an electric motor for low speeds and we're off to the races.

And of course it’s just cruising slow in the left lane. What a dick.

HATE that front end.

“Hey baby are you a Jaguar? Because you’re causing me a thermal incident.”