I want to get paid just to be someone’s eyebrows.

Stupid then, stupid now.

I was joking. I had mold in my basement, so I know all about it. Nasty stuff and even after all the treatment it's impossible to say it's really gone for good.

No.

Thinking the same thing! It'll sell like hotcakes!

Is it Meh Car Monday?

Everything grows nasty mold in the South. I think that’s what’s wrong with Florida.

They make a mold fogger. Just set one of those off and then take the thing to the detailer.

I’m ok with that. It can be an awd fake macho man version of the car/truck if it has to.

These things have some oddball cache, but I really hate that powertrain. At least this one’s a survivor. Very clean and reasonable mileage.

You know what else can take a hammering?

NO. It's a stupid crew cab ego booster machine for the insecure.

Pfff. Done it for years. Never replaced a transmission.

I do it all the time! I also don’t use the clutch pedal on downshifts.

I want a fucking ute. They’re rebooting the Bronco, bring me a new Ranchero or El Camino. Not the Tesla or Hyundai “pickup” with the 3 foot bed. A 6 foot bed regular cab sedan with no back seats car with an outdoor cargo area.

Looks like a Forester.

Agreed. I drove a 2012 Mazda3 and loved it, but when I decided to trade in I ended up with the CX-5. My dog didn't fit in the hatch of the newer 3.

Why? If anything it's too tall. Some trucks are still making it through.

Crosstrek is a low bar to beat.

You could have rebooted the Element.