The hills between Portland and the northern Oregon coast make Appalachia look metropolitan.

Insert Jeff Goldblum meme.

After they put the canopy on to keep the groceries dry. Then comes the complaints about gas prices. Not MPGs, gas prices.

I would buy a Comanche standard cab with a straight 6. There are plenty of stupid crew cab 4x4s out there.

I'm fine with COTD being one I missed. 

4 doors. Nice fucking job, Ford.

Florida? Maybe you'll get lucky and find a few bindles in the secret compartments this thing definitely has.

I pronounce it “douchey douchebag”

What a waste of natural resources.

I paid a visit to TN years ago and it was the first time in my life I witnessed open, blatant racism. The weirdest part was other white people assuming I agreed with them.

Our other top story: Bear Shits In Woods

Seriously? Go back and read this thread. 

Stop reminding us.

The answer is never Maserati.

Cheaper than yesterday's Audi, and just as reliable. Except for the fire part, but that's a risk you take to look so cool.

Here in Oregon you can also drop your ballot off at collection boxes, usually at city halls or libraries.

Why doesn’t the rest of the country just do mail in ballots like we do in Oregon? It works.

Nothing screams "tramp stamp" like a Mopar.

The list of better, cheaper hoonmobiles is pretty long.

I don’t like Audis either, but this is too much.