Oregon requires fog lights to be used exactly like high beams.

If they didn't, you'd never find a spot.

On a totally unrelated and equally stupid note, why are there so many Saturns with bad rings?

Hooning is often a way to remove body panels.

Don't forget that the Odyssey started life as a buggy.

Under Oregon law, fog/auxiliary lights must be turned off whenever there is another vehicle within 350' or coming the other way & within 500'. In addition, they should be turned off during normal conditions and never used in lieu of headlights. Failure to comply with this law can result in a $287 fine.

You're in the minority.

Putting on the black face is how they let you know they don’t really want to be black.

This is fake, right? Everyone knows Brexit is an unmitigated disaster, so no sane person would want to be associated with something like...

I’ve spent plenty of time in Seattle. I’ve never seen anything on the level of crosshairs on a psycho hippie mobile.

There's a big difference between anti-vaccine diatribes and crosshairs.

Rx8? Really? The last gen RX7 was sooooo much better.

I live in Portland. I've seen Priuses with a gazillion save the vegan whales stickers, but nothing like the kind of stuff people plaster on the white full size vans. Crosshairs? That's some fucked up shit.

I'd shoot myself first.

There's a couple of these crazy person vans I see around town. They're never plastered in left-wing conspiracy scrawlings.

Technically they already have.

I don't trust anyone who drives a Rogue.

Slant 6 was great. 

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who saw the Pacifica failure coming. As soon as everyone started saying how awesome it was, I was screaming "It's a MOPAR!!!!!"

I just won nearly a billion dollars. Which car should I buy 12 of?