No. He would just leave for Autotrader.

Do you want an off road vehicle or a car? It's time to decide, America. 

What's your highway range? 

Chevy vs Nissan interior comparison is like having to choose between drinking a Big Gulp of warm mayonnaise or brushing your teeth with sand.

Tesla is the fucking Apple of cars. Fuck both of these pretentious assholes.

I sat in one when it first appeared at the local car show, and I have to concur. It’s a decent car, and also happens to be electric. Nothing amazing, but I could realistically see myself actually driving it as a city commuter. I can’t afford a Tesla, and though a hybrid would suit my needs better at this point this is…

I honestly thought they’d already stopped making them.

My $700 pick up is one of the the most reliable, least leaky vehicles I've ever owned.

Plus all the new Bugattis get a CVT.

Sweet baby Jesus, no. I love the corrado, but this thing isn't even fixable enough to be worth half the asking price.

I hope you're not as stupid as you sound.

Panel-wagon?

Is a van cab-forward or does that only apply to cars?

If the universe is just a simulation, does that mean I’m not really a douchebag?

These are super fun, but part of the the charm is how cheap they are to buy and maintain. The fun stops over a certain dollar amount.

I think it’s either John Barron or David Dennison.

These things are pretty great, and that's not a bad price. Oversized tires have to go, though. There's no room in that wheel well. They might look cool but they're actually worse if you want to leave the pavement.

I'm pretty sure that's "cab forward", not "mid engined".

MG. Originally the TD, but then the MGA. Still my dream car even though I know enough now to be smarter than that.

This is a good illustration, but I still call shenanigans. We're mostly looking at a longer windshield with a steeper angle. More dashboard isn't a design revelation.