Those feet are fine but THE SOUNDS THE FEET MAKE WHEN HE WALKS!!!

Or put another way: why doesn’t our hero Princess Peach have a mirror villain?

Or Darkest Dungeon 2: Return to Zork

Can we get a follow-up with tweets that have an AVG/OBP/SLG slash line? I’m curious what a Joey Votto 320/440/500 tweet looks like

If he gets traded to a contender he’ll get way more likes

My mom got hooked on Zaxxon when we got our first computer (a TRS-80, I think?). If that’s not enough to get it on the list, well, I don’t know what is.

I always thought his American accent was the most convincing of the three Brits on the Wire. (Not counting McNulty’s impression of an American putting on a British accent, of course.)

Yeah, it ripped alright.

Boof Bonser must feel really lonely right now.

Couldn’t see the forest for the peens?

I can’t come at you, bro. I can’t even imagine where you are on this.

Yep, I get that. (Hence calling it “bizarre.”) I really just wanted to share the fact that I had a Mill Rogue v. Mill Rogue match, which is only about one step away from, I don’t know, Galvadon v. Galvadon.

I don’t know about that. Reno, Kazakus, etc. refer to “duplicates in your deck,” and that’s just duplicates in your remaining deck.

Non-existent fatigue matchups? Then what was that bizarre Mill Rogue vs Mill Rogue game I had last night?

Same with bench-clearing “brawls.” Those guys at the outside of the circle? Half the time they’re just finding a buddy on the other team, vaguely swaying together, and catching up. Love it.

Yeah that’s the thing. Shaughnessy’s column might be entirely true, but the guy grinds so many axes and gins up so many Clubhouse Conflict stories that I don’t trust a word he says.

11) “11/10 would camp n00bs again”

I switched to Wild recently and it’s waaaaay better. A lot more deck variety, a fair number of unexpected cards.

Oh good, nine more deck types that you can only try out if you craft one specific legendary that’s useless outside of that one deck type!

When you’re an All-Star, they let you do it