A client referred to a “Nintendo PlayStation” the other day. It took all my restraint not to point out that that’s not a real thing.

Yeah, I was trying to parse that one out too. I think he was saying “you’re attacking me for my immigration plan, but all I’m proposing is the same thing Obama’s been doing.” Maybe? That’s completely inconsistent with all the false shit he spews about how permissive our current immigration system, but at least it…

If I worked for the campaign I would ABSOLUTELY get a Madam President If You’re Nasty mug.

Yep. Some loathsome combination of “women should defer to their husbands” and “whatever your opinion is, it can’t be valid.”

Too true. I’ve been wrong every time I’ve thought we were at Peak Shitshow.

Interrupting with “Your husband disagrees with you” was the low point for me.

There’s still time to Missed Connections that shit!

Seriously. He’s an extra from the straight-to-video sequel Lost Boys Go to Wall Street.

Sure, but it’s the postseason and in Nats Park, so clearly Games 1 & 2 are the only representative sample:

Obviously the author just made a mistake when he said Danny Espinosa. You can tell because it says he drew a walk.

I’m pretty sure “giving” is not a word most of Trump’s partners would use to describe him.

I don’t know know if “love” is the word I’d use.

Seems inconclusive to me. Is Donald pointing at that dude? Yup. But does Tiffany seem to lean away from Donald and then give him what might be a keep-him-at-a-distance arm pat? Yup! Given that he’d already kissed one daughter a few seconds earlier, seems reasonable that that might be what happened. But yes, there’s…

Reporter: Tom, let’s talk about Donald.

I look forward to the Mr. President Classic expansion pack with throwback rosters.

I see your point, but Trump has repeatedly “joked” about Clinton being assassinated and at least one Trump surrogate has said she should be killed. That would put a Clinton version in a somewhat different context. Still, I really don’t know how I feel about this.

Can you imagine Donald standing still for a tailor for 15 minutes?

I’d grab my violin if I could, but I can’t find it because it’s too tiny.

Agreed. Whatever Bill’s sins were — and they might be huge, they might not be — I’ve never seen anything that makes me think she deserves criticism for how she responded. Did she even say anything publicly about Lewinsky at the time? Googling, the only thing I can find are private comments she confided to a friend…

The Buzzfeed article someone else linked seems like a really fair account to me. Her allegations are non-provable and non-disprovable, sure, but they certainly meet the standard that I apply to people who make allegations against celebrities I don’t like. I’m not going to give them less credence just because they’re…