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pickwickianfire

Interesting thought! A little knowledge of barnacle growth rates would certainly help. I’m going to try to reach out to some of the investigators this week and see whether they’ve called in a marine biologist yet.

My uncle in law is on wife number five (about to be six) and says the same shit about “sanctity of marriage” and why gay people therefore shouldn’t be married. Besides wife number one, all the others were women he was cheating with while married.

We’re the ones who need asylum from her.

And even then that analogy doesn’t really work in the way he wants it to. Soldiers volunteer to go into active duty by joining the army, and if they say “Nah, I don’t want to fight in THIS particular war, thanks” I believe that the army frowns on that. Davis volunteered to become an arm of the state when she ran for

She's not marrying them. She just filing the goddamn paperwork.

Her attorney, Jonathan D Christman, wrote that forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.

She needs an asylum for her crazy.

The ability to pick and choose from the Bible is mind boggling to me. Like how do you even BEGIN to justify that bullshit.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

I just read that although Anna was told before their wedding about his abuse of his sisters, that she’s not thought to have understood the words used. Like, she doesn’t know the extent of the abuse because the Duggars lied and minimized it, but also because she doesn’t understand what words like “sexual abuse” and

As my wife once said to me, she never suspected me of cheating because it’s hard enough to get me to even leave the house.

Fail. Not only would I not rate my wife on this site, but there is no way to give her the rating she deserves.

Not to far a stretch to expect the natural next step from an app that rated your wife would be the ability to say “Hey, since you don’t want to fuck your wife, can I?”

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All this music is stupid.

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

Because it was probably drugs. And it has happened too often lately.

Made me think about where the nearest trash can is, so I can vomit.