The ladies who do these interviews shine their legs up with oil. I think this spoofs it. at 3:46, her leg LITERALLY sparkles and it made laugh until my stomach hurt.

When I worked at Starbucks, people would tell me they were allergic to foam when ordering their no foam lattes.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

I like Jane Austin’s Emma. One could do worse to have a kid who’s popular (if a bit gossipy and misguided) who is willing to learn from her mistakes.

Thank you!!! It’s an honor just to be nominated!

I had a roommate in college that only ate little kid food- spaghetti os, chicken tenders, French fries, ect. She was beautiful, very into running and physically fit. She literally got scurvy from not eating any fruit and vegetables. Literally scurvy- like a pirate. I thought maybe that would be a wake up call and she…

Get ready for comments like “kids should eat whatever is served to them or starve!”

Bill Simmons Fired for Mentioning Balls in Discussion About Balls

yes, I”m sure my high school band director used it in the 80s, in the early 80s to be precise.

Presumably this isn’t a new phrase.

Deflated balls. Testicular fortitude. A network of dicks. Sensing a theme.

The first straw was being a 40-year-old wrestling fan.

I remember my dad using that phrase as a kid in the 80’s. Maybe Foley popularized it to some extent, but I'm pretty sure that variation of intestinal fortitude has been plenty common long befor Foley.

For what it’s worth, I had no idea that wasn’t just a commonly used phrase. I’ve heard it a thousand times in conversation or writing. Whether a pro wrestler coined it or not, I think it’s way beyond that and just part of common American vernacular now.

“... is amazing,” is how I think you meant to conclude your statement.

Well if your water’s all filthy then I don't blame you....

I feel like a prude for not wanting the whole world to feel my water.

I actually was standing in my closet the other night thinking

But I ask you: How do you know she's wrong? Have YOU made YOUR body a clean water oasis for the world? That's what I thought. Haters gotta hate.

Someone send Shia some help. I’m worried he’ll never make it home.