Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

I was rolling my eyes HARD to this, until the punchline, which was brilliant.

I don't what his Q score is but I'm going with Bill Moyers as most likeable. And one of the best.

I can't even be bothered by this in the slightest. I find high fashion and Vogue (which epitomizes it) so ridiculous that the inclusion of reality TV and tabloid celebs and larger-than-life rap artists is totally acceptable. Major side-eye to anyone who thinks this is the end of times (any time.)

Definitely isn't fake. I know the person who wrote this.

Forecast looks decent, though.

I'm just waiting for ABC to send Youtube a takedown request for using clips from the show (presumably) without permission.

it seems as though this woman has never worked retail before. Let me tell you how horrifying fitting rooms are. In my 2 years as a fitting room attendant (only working after school to its not like I even did this full time) I have witnessed:

yes. i'd imagine this is similar to a 20 minute blowjob, only less rigorous. either way, no thanks. i'm good.

You either live in Los Angeles or never leave the house... cuz butts like that are EVERYWHERE.

We highlight and use post-it notes, it is a very academic endeavor.

Everyone loves to bitch about teachers and nurses, two groups that have little power in their workplace (and yes, I'm the son of a teacher and a nurse). Look, these two groups need unions because they're getting ripped off dramatically otherwise.

Someone has to wear the crown. JayZ keeps insisting he was promoted "from a king to a God."

I really don't understand why people like her.

I have literally never heard a nice piece of gossip about Julia Roberts. Every report, every tabloid, every friend-of-a-friend story, is about her being nasty or rude or mean...

I have found Julia to the the actual worst since the "a low vera" thing. Just a mean, mean woman.

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.