An RN commenting on the original article pointed out that the doctors should lose their licenses, that performing a medical procedure against the will of the patient is illegal, regardless of pressure from law enforcement.

What's astounding is the fact that police and medical personnel went on to perform invasive tests not once but three times against Eckert. Which would suggest that this was no longer just getting to the bottom of the truth, as one test would have sufficed (assuming it was legally mandated) but a personnel and…

Just... *sigh*

Sound like sexual assault, plain and simple.

I don't think I'm going to hell nor do I think you have to be in love to do the deed. You see, if those two factors were really an issue then women wouldn't get wet and men wouldn't get erect unless we were happily married.

Sheeit, that's lovely. But I pay $1,700/month for tiny one-bedroom apt too, you know? Some places are just expensive all the way around, so I just pray that my wife's salary is commensurately higher than it would be in a $3.75 pint city. I lie and tell myself it all comes out in the wash. (Incidentally, $5.75's a tiny…

I don't get the "people were hurt" part. Am I dense? Did I not read something that explains it (I skimmed it)?

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

I'm a little bit confused about what I'm supposed to take away from this article.

Too boring and idiotic, didn't read. Convinced "Jenn Tisdale" is a pseudonym Lena Dunham uses to write fiction.

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

Fucking hell. You know what also happens sometimes?? The "homewreckers" the men or women are cheating with DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE WIVES OR HUSBANDS OR PARTNERS!

I've also had an ileostomy and have had severe ulcerative colitis for the last seven years. Some people just don't have the luxury of hiding there bodily functions and fluids from there very wonderful and understanding significant others. As sexy as constant explosive and painful diarrhea has been for me ages 18-25. I…

Oh dear. Did you have to get a new mattress?

My husband has an ileostomy bag (colon cancer survivor). Our son was delivered via c-section. One night, right after our son was born, his bag exploded and my incision ruptured, so we had a big 'ol shit-and-blood mess in our bed. BEAT THAT, NERDS!

There are lots and lots and lots of reasons to dislike entitled, overrated, faux-erudite, spoiled Gwyneth Paltrow. Her possibly having an affair is not one of them.

It's a perfectly cromulent word!

Heh, "embiggened" is a word I will use from now on whenever possible.

re: Jen Aniston's baby headline: I always found the term "giving" a man children to be really odd and gross and creepy. Especially since it's usually used for boys/sons. So many undertones of male child priority, etc....and "giving" just makes it worse.

Yeah, my husband and I both happen to have fairly unique (somewhat in my case, totally in his case as his hippie mom basically invented it) first names and a very standard last name, so we felt like our son needed a unique first name. So we picked one, after an author we like, and we're big readers, feeling very…