She's a dainty thing, isn't she? She needs a fainting couch.

Brad Pitt and Angie must have to live with so many serious threats to their lives. That guy was awful to do that.

It's as though she's his paper doll and he is going to dress her up in various outfits. I think he will see everything she does as a reflection of himself. I saw a photo of him seemingly scolding her in a hallway as they made some public appearance, and she had her eyes downcast. How long can she live like that?

Wasn't the dress Haute Couture Givenchy? I'm assuming a level of ability there. I thought it was gorgeous, and was glad to see her wearing something classier than Lifetime tv bridal shows. I'm also assuming Kanye and his friend at the design house had more to do with dress selection than Kim did.

this is a copy of an Odd Nerdrum painting.

I thought that gif was Rand Paul for a minute.

Yes, but it doesn't follow that it makes her mysterious. Or elusive.

Why not steal? Really, there are no more ethics. Votes can be bought. Corporations can override individuals. We've been taught for two generations now that it isn't' the substance of a person's character, it is their money that makes their value. It's what they own and how much. These people are a lot like…

When I see celebrities riding in private jets for simple trips, and I see the size of their homes and bathtubs, I don't feel like ever conserving energy again. How does my car begin to compare with so many people clogging the skies with their own jets?

What's scary about that mind set is that people make the same amounts to take care of parents and grandparents. They can't just move along.

The Kardashians were cover story on every issue about four months ago. Now they aren't on one.

The article says they were being evicted in court from their apartment. I hope the mom didn't do this to keep them from being homeless.

You're right. roaches are always crowdsourcing. Rats not so much.

The city I live in has newspaper articles for years about people living along the river having their children bitten by rats (and occasionally losing fingers). My mother was bitten by a rat when she was young. I'll take the roaches.

They are also really into talking about pussy. Underage pussy, especially. Like this guy. Teen bjs and anal sex. Last election, they talked so much about my pussy and their desire to insert giant (ultrasounds) dildos into my pussy that it got embarrassing. The fact that they were alternating that talk with talking…

My daughter tends to dwell on heavy, dark subjects and sometimes I use this ploy to get her out of her head and just be silly. You're making some assumptions that aren't real. Also, she's reading Joyce right now and I'm reading Tolstoy. I mention that because we also read tabloids sometimes. You could be sitting next…

My daughter took the biology class, too. She also took several chemistry and calculus courses. When she applied at the local public university, the school accepted some of the certificates for credit and advised her to CLEP out of others, which she did. She also went back and retook SAT with all her new education and…

The civil suit is going after the parents personally but also the business because the kid was using the company truck.

Recurring existential dread speech: my favorite. This is when the partners really get a look into the crazy!

Jane is a truly great overlooked name. A Jane sounds reliable, adventurous. Like a girl character in a book. There aren't enough Janes.