I think what most of your inter-race homicide statistics mean is actually that most people who kill someone- kill someone they know. That's got to skew the racial dynamics. What we need are the stats for people who murder strangers. I just think that your population (all murders) may not be much like your sample (the…

Right hypnosis aside obviously or any kind of love potion...

I'm not always #TeamClooney, but when the other team consists of DiCaprio, Crowe, and Kutcher, it's an easy choice. Some of those men are good actors and some are not, but all have taken a walk on the douche side.

The J-Lo Barbie doesn't have any butt or even a tan. Why bother making the thing?

Nah, he's totes in denial, so that'll never happen. He's already dismissed the results as fake, created by TV executives who are out to promote "multiculturalism" and won't stop at doctoring DNA to achieve their evil aims! He called them "craven and debased" - FYI, that last word is code for their having a whole…

While I'm not one of those people who likes to pretend that someone who knowingly sleeps with a married person is totally innocent or will cry "SLUT SHAMING!!!" if someone dares to point out that choosing to enter into a sexual relationship with someone who's married is a selfish thing to do, I think it would be…

Remind me to be elsewhere when it's family reunion time.

No. He's 1/8th. one eighth! 1/16th would be 6.25%.

I would submit that it's potentially racist if the comparison involves negative stereotypes. I'd also say it's a bit misogynistic. Either way, Lolo gets no lols from me.

No, I sound like all the people who think Lolo Jones shouldn't have more endorsements and name recognition than the two women from her team who actually medaled in the Olympics, women who she didn't even shake hands with and who got called ugly bitches in the national media and on Jez for pointing out the skewed…

Straight women and gay men,

I think it's mostly that she had no idea that consensual fantasies like that exist, or, if she does, she doesn't understand that not everyone will enjoy what she likes.

WHAT FUCKING HUNGRY PEOPLE DID YOU FEED THAT ELEPHANT TO, JACKASS?! Show them to me. Right now. And would those people have preferred chicken, or pork, or beef, or goat? Yes. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING EATS ELEPHANT. Do you know how I know this? Because when poachers kill them, they leave the carcass to rot. And…

I read elsewhere that his lawyer is trying the good old "He can't be guilty because he's autistic" bullshit, as well as a heaping helping of how the scumbag now feels "profound regret and remorse", as they all do once they're caught.

Dumbass

I have to imagine whoever hacks my webcam will get bored pretty quickly. "I've been watching you smoke pot and cigarettes on your couch for the past five hours while you make friendship bracelets...what the fuck are you doing with your life?!"

That's weird. I feel like I've known women all my life, and have not heard any woman (outside of a 90's sitcom) ever say it.

It's very easy to not like bras when you sort of have an internal one via breast implants.