Thank you. I assume by the 6th episode I will remember, say, any of the characters' names.

I am assuming the show's creator loves both The Jam and Nirvana.

I'm totally blanking, but I do think that actually happened in a movie or TV show recently. Boy, am I helpful.

Man, this show is just BURNING through plot. It makes me wonder whether it can keep up its superlative quality over the course of the season without getting repetitive.

I was really hoping that over the course of the season, it would turn into an elaborate (or, really simple, I guess) running joke in the Letterman/Simpson's rake/they killed Kenny style: amusing, tiring, abhorrent, aggravating, hysterical.

In the pilot there's a flashback/memory thing where she's talking to the bearded guy as if they're friends, and he's like, "And we agreed, this is the only way blah blah blah."

"Let's check the rolls… Plant, plant, plant, plant, unnamed extra, plant, plant, unnamed extra, plant… Was no one in admissions paying attention this semester?"

Jesus. I thought that one was Caleb.

Which one is Simon? I'm serious.

No love for THE PLAYER?

From the QUANTICO FIELD MANUAL, "ABC EDITION":

I see your Quantico, and raise you a Blindspot.

I'm having trouble getting past the vast disparity between how interesting the show thinks the mystery of some the cadets is, compared to how interesting they actually come off.

His real name is Tomax. His Palestinian twin brother is Xamot.

“You’ll never catch her. She’s too good. We trained her too well.”

I thought that pic was from The Doom Generation. Same difference, I guess.

Well, as a famous fictional character once said, when you eliminate the impossible, whatever you're left with - however implausible…

I, too, am giving this the old college try, but about 8 minutes in I found myself doing that modern thing of basically treating it like a radio playing in the background while I tooled around on the internet. I want to give it focus, but the episodes rapidly devolve into something you can just pay enough attention to…

If it helps, I really don't actually think he's doing it for boobies. I just thought the show might benefit from more of a Revenge of the Nerds vibe.

Ha. True.