Regarding the  "Pew-conos" pronunciation - it's a take on a really thick Philadelphia-area accent, which can be brutal - like Pittsburgh meets Baltimore.

I like that there are actually two versions of the theme song, one that sort of starts a few bars later. Also, the novelty versions… oh, the novelty versions…

Sorry - I missed your post. Consider your nominee seconded!

Lavender Gooms had nice ring to it.

Please.