I love poop stories. I will share a poop story with you I was told by an acquaintance at a party. Perhaps his name was Harold. Harold was out for a run. He really had to poop. Like, immediately. Harold knocked on the nearest front door. Harold informed the woman who answered the door of his poop situation. The woman…

Dad jokes are the bestest.

I’m buying this. I must know more!

NO the most interesting part of Sunday’s episode was Kendall’s jumpsuit when she was talking to Kylie. Fucking flawless.

I take my Poop Medicine in coffee form.

Please stop talking about her. That will help.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!! Love emma roberts, just sayin’.

Why is this on jezebel Mark? Disappointed and confused.

I get horribly itchy legs from almost all laundry detergents. I can only use detergent intended for baby clothes and it is rather expensive. I’m definitely going to try this. Thanks Melanie!

I do wine.

Good advice, thank you. Not feasible for law school though.

Fart on the first date and giggle adorably. Awkwardness gone.

Literally i had pairs of jeans where the crotch was worn out from dry humping and also stretched out from my boyfriend putting his hands on my lady parts. :/ being a teenager is so weird sometimes.

Oh that’s britney? Thought it was January Jones.

What is her bum going to get on the chair? You’re making me nervous.

This article was so heartwarming. You really made me reminisce... I miss ye olde days at the hardware store. I met some of my best friends there.

I like bananas. And my dentist.

I wish I had read this piece in high school. I wish I had a better understanding of rape culture at that time. Brilliant piece, Zoha.

I am incredibly thankful for this article! I hope you do a follow up in a year or two!

Vince Camuto made my favourite pair of boots. Ahh I could live my whole life in those boots.