I’m so here for this, why the fuck not

Matt Lauer raped women for years and had an automatic lock on his door.

What if he sits on it for a while until it falls asleep?

“One day, the babies here may threaten swimmers far away.”

I've had a mood swing, Kallekanin, and it occurs to me that I am unnecessarily contributing to more negativity in the world. Since I can’t edit out my responses, I’ll just apologize for losing my temper. I hate it when others are incordial to me, but I’m a hypocrite for responding in kind.  That said, I will continue…

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