Wait. Someone is faking being black, that’s what you’re suggesting?!

Oh, a threat. How very unpredictable. 

Looking at her Facebook profile, it’s safe to say college was not in her future. 

Nah. She was a little gangbanger. Tragic?  Perhaps. Unforeseen?  Hardly. 

Well mostly the same. Savages killing each other. 

And yet you have literally no facts. Keep up the work there Magnum P.U.  

Wow. Don’t go stroking out on us little fellow. Takes youse pills nows. 

Your PO know where you are?