But then we wouldn't get amazing sentences like "President Donald Trump, a draft dodger notorious for not following through on his business obligations who has never once shown one ounce of the commitment and bravery it takes to be transgender in America in the face of bigotry, discrimination, and overwhelming medical…

I wish I had something cool or funny or clever to say, but I really don't. Fuck Donald Trump, and fuck every single person who voted for him.

Rick Perry once got a D in a class called "Meats."

Oh wow I don't think I ever noticed that.

In the office days, the older office days, they were huge, huge machines.

Hey, can I be in your will?

It's funny because I'll always say mean shit about Nathan (the character's) plans and personality to my tv but the second anyone on the show actually says something to him I get very protective.

To be fair, there's no way I would've believed “Is it just me or has South Park gone full cuck" to be a real post title if he hadn't.

That is very bad but I do kinda like that Spielberg is adapting a book that bad mouths Crystal Skull.

According to another video they posted they're one year older.

Well put. There's a real love for the diversity of humanity that shines through the entire show. Cheesy as it is to say, it feels like we need Hey Arnold now more than ever.

Didn't the men in black come to erase their memories at the end of that one? Literally the only thing from that show I remember.

Was going to agree but then I remembered the Christmas special existed.

Didn't think I was that excited for this, but that trailer had me feeling all sorts of ways. Weird that Helga didn't a line though.

I'm not sure what the best episode of the series is, but it was almost definitely a Helga one.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Yeah there's no way the next two movies aren't going to be called Prom and Graduation, right?

Weird to think that Flash has been in more Spider-Man movies than almost any other supporting character at this point.

I assume you're doing the (very funny) They Came Together scene, but in retrospect the personality of the city was really missing from the Garfield films, and I didn't realize it until seeing Homecoming.

Really? That's cool as shit.