Yeah but the WB has been making the same type of junk since the 90s.

I say The Mcdonalds Expanded Universe, but mythos is pretty amazing.

If nothing else, she would find his existence hilarious.

So are we gonna start calling them the Wachowski Sisters now? Because I just finally got used to saying siblings.

When Dean got a lobotomy somewhere around season 3.

His does have a vampire for a father.

Oh my god. It's also worth noting the next ep is titled "Josh Has No Idea Where I Am!" which sounds pretty ominous out of context.

Don't forget the end of California Christmas time, where Rebecca's just dancing and mumbling the song to herself.

Paula? Paula? Paula? Paula? Paula? Paula?

Father Brah has a lifetime achievement Hector Award at this point.

It's the stock footage that really puts it over the top.

Thank you! Paula's advice usually veers between pretty good and about as awful as Rebecca probably would've come up by herself, but her going to Hawaii idea is objectivly awful. Josh just kissed her! This is the time to downgrade the stalking!

I thought for a while Paula's sudden anger in the Party Bus ep came out of left field. Then I realized: Paula's best friend was just complaining about how she doesn't have any friends. That had to have hurt her feelings.

Here's how I see it going down:

I've thought about that. Like, if she starts dating Greg, are they gonna put Greg's name in the episodes instead? That wouldn't be right!

Did everyone just forget about Girl With a Mustache?!

I imagine this show is way more depressing if you just watch the second halves.

One of these days Valencia's gonna eat a chocolate bar and turn into the nicest person in the world for like a day.

You ever read a prediction of a tv show so good that you're almost mad you read it, because it's so obvious what's going to happen that you almost feel like you've been spoiled? The Vulture reviewer had one of those for me, when she said that Josh will buy the Garfinkle Ring to propose to Valencia. Like, that has to…

You know, I feel like it's less weird to compare your lover to an 80's sex symbol than it is to compare her to a virgin that gave birth to your lord.