Garnet did beat up that one water slug thing, but that lasted like a second.

"Do you even understand your own worldview?"
"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………yepp"

They did freak out the Subway CEO that one time.

I think the rest of the interview explains why somebody would be patronizing to him.

THE Guy Branum? Who's THE Guy Branum?

Drogon is how you say thank you in dragon.

Yeah, AI's don't need to learn how to human. It could read the internet a second, it doesn't need to be human.

What if it's a manputer rather than a femputer?

It's the only friend he has that won't call him out on his shit.

Wow I think this is only the second episode have neither Finn nor Jake appear in any capacity (the first being Evergreen).

"It’s like PeeWee’s Playhouse by way of an undergraduate philosophy course"

I don't really like Cat Fingers, but I think that's just because it really freaked me out.

The AV Club

I love how the secret service beat it the second things started getting hairy. Those guys were not prepared for an actual crisis.

Funny, the first time I played through the game I refused to play as Titus on principle and basically couldn't defeat the final boss because of it. Hastaga is essential in the harder battles, it basically gives your party twice as many turns as normal.

She is way too small on the SNES for me to have any opinion on her outfit.

I mean, yeah, but that doesn't make him any less unsettling to me.

I have to disagree with you on Zidane's look. I hate how he looks half like an adult and half like a small child.

TITUS IS NOT ONE OF FINAL FANTASY'S MORE LIKEABLE HEROES HE IS THE WORST!

Well, Greendale does have 3 separate school papers, according to the Ass-Crack Bandit episode.